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Here To Love My Sister And Lead My Subjects And Im All Out Of Subjects 🕊 I Warm @alvisbot's Eggs With My Royal Feathery Ass 🕊 Spoilers/shitposts

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People Mag: Which Political Icon Are U Going To Slaughter Next... Me: I Have Set My Sights On "the Meenie Weenie Minister Of Alcamoth."

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(hom Tells Me Theyre Sick)aahh That Sucks So Much. U Can Come Over & Have Some Of My High Entia One A Day Vitamins. Probably Work On Homs 2,

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Some Get Their Accounts Suspended For Cursing Out Father.. I Get Suspended For Posting Things Like "the Bionite Order Is Making A Comeback"

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Miss When The Favs Were Star Shaped, Instead Of Heart Shaped.hearts Are Just Another Filthy Product Of The Heart-to-heart Industrial Complex

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I Would Really Love To Try Getting My Dick Stuck In A The Imperial Staff. But I Wont Due To Trolls

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Me: [furiously Googling "how To Get Alcamoth's Seer Away From His Duties"] Sorean: Why Is The Imperial Police Here

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Ye Ever Wanty Just Wrap Yersel In Ether Nice And Cosy And Just Fuckin Get Right Inty Yer Havre And Turn The Fuck Intae A Bloody Telethia

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The Rumour Come Out: Does Kallian Antiqua Is Gay?

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Me: I Have Bird-like Reflexes Alvis: Do You Mean Cat-like Reflexes? Me: (through A Mouthful Of Seeds) What

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[i Match A Boy On Tinder] Me: (thinking) Don't Let Him Know Ur A Telethia [i Message Him] Me: Soul Read And Kill? Him: (thinking) Son Of A

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Therapist: What's The Problem? Alvis: He Objectifies Me Me: [trying To Swing Him At An M104 Fortress Unit] Monado

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[bedroom] Alvis: Talk Dirty To Me Me: What Should I Say A: Say Anything M: Ok. Telethia A: Okay Not That M: Havre A: M: Imperial Staff A:

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[imperial Hall] Me: If Selected, I'll Alvis: Say Youll "fight The Mechon With Gogols" Again And Ill Kick You Off The Stage Me: End Of Speech

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Alvis: Zanzas Coming Over Me: Zanza The Giant Or Zanza Who Thinks He's A God Zanza: [attempting To Wipe Out All Life On The Bionis] Hey Guys

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Zanza Is Real And He Ate Me Out On Top Of Prison Island

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Prison Island Was Taken By The Mechon During The Sorean Administration. Was Fathe-- Ooohjhhh Go,.dds Iii Mmmiss Hi;'m Sso Fiucking Mmuch

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Zanza: The Beings Of Bionis Must Be Exterminated Me: Shut Up, Bitch Z: Wah, Shit, Youre Right, Im So Sorry. Please Punch Me In The Face

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Me: Im Starving [zanza Steps Out Of A Giant] No You Are Not. You Are Merely Hungry. You Are A Mortal M: How Were You In There

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[viciously Taking Rips From An Asthma Inhaler] Melia, Your Vape Sucks Ass

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The Fake News Media (failing @.lorithia, @.yumea, @.tyrea, @.bioniteorderofficial) Is Not My Enemy, It Is The Enemy Of The High Entia!

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Don't Believe The Main Stream (fake News) Media. Alcamoth Is Running Very Well. Melia Inherited A Mess And Am In The Process Of Fixing It.

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See You At Sword Valley, The Security Of Our Titan Is At Stake!

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Me: Lets Get Spontaneous Alvis: I See Every Future But I Will Humor You M: Cover Me In Mayonnaise A: I Chose To Not Foresee That Actually

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Yahoo Answers Search How To Surprise My Clairvoyant Boyfriend For Holidays

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Lorithia, Yumea, And The Bionite Order Bout To Maga (make Alcamoth Garbage Again)

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